June 23rd, 2008

Rejected Steakhouse Slogans


The following are some very terrible slogans that were rejected as good advertising tools for steakhouses.

Enjoy their utter mediocrity. . .

It’s Cardio-riffic!

You Stab ‘Em, We’ll Slab ‘Em!

It’s Meat-licious!

Steak me up, before you go-go.

Get your rump in here!

You can see the full list of rejects here. Warning: some are not for those under the age of 18 (or those over the age of 18 who have scruples.)


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