It’s Tax Day! You deserve a yummy, juicy, scrumptious steak for your efforts!

How ’bout this one?

I think I see one of these in my future. After I stop by the post office, that is…

Happy April 15th!

While shopping for other things, I came across these tasty treats for our canine friends. And I realized — dogs love steak.

But do they know it’s supposed to be “steak” when it’s in little bite-sized pieces?

This particular product advertises “choice cuts.” Really?? It looks like cookie-type wafer thingies to me.

Then there’s this . . .

Notice the “clearance” sticker on this one. Perhaps the enticing “T-bone shapes” description wasn’t enough to get a pup’s blood pumping.

Overall, nice attempt at satisfying a dog’s penchant for tasty steak. But my final evaluation on these products is:  FAIL.

Now, if you’re a TRUE steak lover, this is NOT the way to go!

I can’t even imagine what went through someone’s head when they came up with this idea.

Something like this, “Hey!  Let’s compress a tender, juicy steak into a compact bar.  Then, we’ll package it and sell it!”

This is a travesty. Write your congressmen and women. Demand that this kind of abuse be stopped.

Then, this weekend, go out and cook yourself a REAL steak like this and this and this.

No wrapper needed.

Photo courtesy of Abum.com.