Steak Man from Chicago magazine on Vimeo.

“The Adventures of Steak Man” is not for the weak.

If you feel you are ready for the baddest dude in the free world, click above to experience the awesomeness that is Steak Man.

If not, just know there is a guy out there spreading his awesomeness like a virus. His name is Steak Man.

I like bacon. Maybe you like bacon.

But do you like bacon enough to want your home to smell like it constantly?

If so, this bacon-scented candle just might be the ticket for you.

Personally, I only like to eat bacon. True, the smell is divine. But I don’t necessarily want it to linger. Forever.

I like bacon on my filet mignon. With my eggs. On a BLT.

But NOT wafting through my living room when guests are over.

What about you? Does the thought of a bacon-scented home make you giddy? No judgment here if it does. I get it. Really.

Photo courtesy of Hotwicks.com.

This hilarious play on words is actually the text on a steak-themed T-shirt from snorgtees.com.

It cracks me up. But, then again, I LOVE steak humor. And word play.

And although I don’t usually go around wearing my appetite on my sleeve, I might make an exception in this case.

What do you think? Would you wear this?

Photo courtesy of snorgtees.com.