With the Super Bowl looming near, I thought you of all people would like to know about a Big-Game-themed contest where you can win a $500 gift certificate for . . . wait for it, wait for it . . . steak!

The Kansas City Steak Company is hosting the Ultimate Super Bowl Party Contest. Tell them your best Super Bowl party stories and you could win $500 in products from their amazing selections of steaks, beef tips, roasts, etc., etc., etc.!

That way, you can truly host the Ultimate Super Bowl party!

The contest runs until Jan. 23rd and the winner will be announced on Jan. 26th to give you time to redeem that cashola for treats and eats for your ultimate party.

Click here for more details and to enter this cra-za-zay contest. Dig deep and tell them why YOU are the ultimate Super Bowl fan and you could win. Lucky duck.

Photo courtesy of Greenzer.com.

Okay.

Halloween is coming up. You wanna be Lady Gaga.

But you don’t want to walk around all night with raw meat on your head.

What’s a gal to do?

Why, make your own felt Lady Gaga meat hat, of course!

Get all the instructions you need here. And PLEASE, PLEASE send me photos! We HAVE to see this in the flesh (so to speak).

C’mon. You know you wanna do it.

Photo courtesy of ALaModeStuffBlog.com.

Because I really like you, I give you THIS . . .

A thick, juicy, bone-in, Flintstones-lookin’ steak delight paired with a hunk ‘o hashbrowns.

I’m sorry, this is pure heaven.

I’d seriously rather have this over an entire chocolate cake any day. Hands down.

Plus wine? It’s too much goodness. It’s like looking right into an angel’s eyes. I’m not sure I’m worthy.

Click here to read a little more about this truly exquisite meal. But really — you know all you need to know from the photo.

You’re welcome!

Photo courtesy of Patrick Snapp via WeeklyVolcano.com.