July 19th, 2011

Steak Couture

This is the shirt you wear to that important PTA meeting.

It’s what you wear to a birthday party at the bowling alley. A charity gala. Your cousin’s wedding.

This is a versatile shirt, my friends.

Where wouldn’t you want to express your disdain for vegetarians AND your love of beef at the same time?

It can truly go anywhere.

No need to tell me thank you for turning you on to this. Your wearing of this garment will be thanks enough.

Photo courtesy of http://www.f-u-n-n-y-t-s-h-i-r-t-s.com

August 13th, 2009

Steaks on a Tie

Looking for that perfect gift for Grampa’s birthday? A bar mitzvah? Arbor Day?

THIS is a classic . . .


Yup, those are steaks on that there tie. Trillions and trillions of ’em.

He’ll NEVER have to worry about getting steak on his tie, ’cause guess what? He’s already got steaks on his tie!

I’m just doing a public service here. You needed to know about this.

Good day.

Photo courtesy of zazzle.com.