April 7th, 2011

Delicious Bacon

Dab a little of this behind your ears and the spouse will come running.

Or stray dogs. Whichever.

Look, I love bacon as much as the next guy. (Maybe more if you ask my husband.)

But I’m pretty sure I don’t want to smell like it all the time. If I’m going to smell like anything it’s going to be a fresh meadow – not meat.

Check out the full details of this hilarious new product here. And don’t blame me if you have a feral dog problem after you buy it.

I warned you.

Photo courtesy of CocoPerez.com.