April 11th, 2012

Steak Couture

For the lady who likes fine marbling. . .

. . . I give you the latest in steak fashion.

Is it a dress? A shirt? An apron?

The answer is yes.

It is whatever you want it to be.

Is your anniversary coming up? Milady will love this.

And you.

Snap yours up before they’re all gone!

Photo courtesy of randomfunnypictures.org.

July 19th, 2011

Steak Couture

This is the shirt you wear to that important PTA meeting.

It’s what you wear to a birthday party at the bowling alley. A charity gala. Your cousin’s wedding.

This is a versatile shirt, my friends.

Where wouldn’t you want to express your disdain for vegetarians AND your love of beef at the same time?

It can truly go anywhere.

No need to tell me thank you for turning you on to this. Your wearing of this garment will be thanks enough.

Photo courtesy of http://www.f-u-n-n-y-t-s-h-i-r-t-s.com