Molly Schuyler is a competitive eater.

I’m sure many of us might put ourselves in that category jokingly. But to Molly, this is NO JOKE.

This time, she has gone and eaten TWO 72-oz. steaks in under 15 minutes. Plus sides. Lots of sides.

Why does she do this, you might ask? Because she can, I guess. I wonder how she got into this line of work.

She is a tiny woman. And I can’t figure out how she does it.

Read more about her steak-eating adventure here.

And this time, my advice is — don’t try this at home, folks.

She came, she saw, she conquered . . . and she ate the fries, too!

This petite mom of four shoveled down a 72 oz. steak in record time, shattering a world record in half.

How? How? How?

Apparently, this isn’t her first rodeo. She’s won numerous food-eating contests.

And did I mention she’s tiny? Read on here for more on this dynamic mama – there’s even video!

You’ll never look at a steak – or a tiny woman – the same way again!

Photo courtesy of DailyMail.co.uk via Facebook.

You’ve heard of these contests before.

If you can eat this mammoth-sized steak in a certain time period it’s free.

And you get the adulation of a crowd full of gawkers and sometimes you get your picture in the paper.

Well, that’s what happened to Jodie Dumouchel, a Canadian bodybuilder. That’s him on the right below.

He scarfed that rare, 70-ounce steak in 39 minutes and 52 seconds.

Awesome! Or really gross. Take your pick.

Jodie, you’re a bigger man than me.

Well, that’s not hard since I’m not a man. And, um, you’re a bodybuilder. But you know what I mean.

Apparently, there was an also-ran (seen in photo on the left) who wimped out with 10 minutes left to go. God bless him.

Ya gotta give him props for trying — but he didn’t stand a chance.

Photo courtesy of Shannon Quesnel/Elliot Lake Standard.