March 5th, 2008

Babwa Wawa Talks Steak

The following is my twist on Barbara Walters’ famously ridiculous question to the stars:  If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

If you were a steak, what kind of steak would you be?

Arnold Schwarzenegger:  Uh, hallo. A Por-tahaus.  (That’s Porterhouse to you and me.)

Angelina Jolie:  A Filet Mignon in Madeira sauce. But served with vegetables from every country in the world. I like everything to have an international flair.

Matthew McConaughey:  A Strip, baby!

Keira Knightley:  A thin-cut ribeye. Although if I actually ate one it would take me 6 days to finish it.

George ClooneyUSDA Prime Top Sirloin. Yeah, you know why.

Paul McCartneyLondon Broil. That’s where Abbey Road is, right? Close enough.