It’s a new year, so you need a new wall calendar, right?

Believe it or not, there exists the PERFECT wall calendar for fans of meat — just like you and me.

Just look at what you get to stare at for the entire month of February . . .

Yes, ladies and gents, it’s steak. Raw steak.

I prefer to stare at beautifully COOKED steak myself, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers.

Get one for yourself. Go on, you deserve it! Click here.

Photo courtesy of CafePress.com.

If you love steak, and especially if you’re a guy, you might like this little number.

It’s a wall calendar with, pardon the pun, beefcake/cheesecake photos of steak — if you like that kind of thing.

Confused?

Here’s April, for example:

Is that too risque? Nah. It’s steak, for goodness sake!

Just a little helpful hint for Father’s Day, graduations, whatever.

Who wouldn’t want photos of steak in various poses?

Get your calendars here.

You’re welcome.

Photo courtesy of tinyrevolutionarypress.com.