Have you ever seen such a monstrosity?

This steak sandwich has 80,583 calories and contains cheese, steak, bacon and ostrich eggs!

Now WHO would attempt to eat a sandwich like this?

None other than Arnold Schwarzenegger – THE TERMINATOR.

“This sandwich will be so meaty,” Arnie says, “it will make a weak man cry.”

I’m crying already and I haven’t even attempted it.

Not that I will.

I LOVE beef but this amount is too powerful for me.

How about you? Wanna see more of this “Steak & Egger Sandwich?” Click here – if you dare!

Photo courtesy of YouTube/Epic Meal Time via DailyMail.co.uk.

Being lovers of everything beef, I knew you’d appreciate that today is National Cheeseburger Day!

If ever there was something to celebrate – this is it!

Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri got into the festive spirit on her show and busted out with some KILLER cheeseburger interpretations.

Check out how perfectly rounded those patties on the right are. Wow.

These here are my all-time favorite burgers. And, for me, nothing except American cheese will do. I know, it’s not very refined but that’s just how it is.

So get out there and pay homage to a royale with cheese on this very special day!

Photo courtesy of RachaelRayShow.com.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day! Time to get our steak on – Irish style!

Come on, you know you love the green type. It’s festive!

And today is the perfect day to try Jamie Oliver’s Guinness, Steak and Cheese Pie.

It’s hearty. It’s cheesy. And best of all, it’s meaty.

How could you possibly go wrong with beef, cheese and Guinness? I ask you, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Click here for the full recipe. It’s your lucky day!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!

Photo courtesy of IrishCentral.com.