It’s that time of year! The time when adults adorn themselves with clothing they would never normally sport – you know, like something in the shape of a cheeseburger or a steak … or Darth Vader.

Children are adorable as princesses, baseball players, Thor and chicken nuggets.

But I think all the kids’ costumes are just to throw us off. This holiday is really for adults who want to dress up.

It cracks me up when of all the things someone could be for Halloween, they choose meat. MEAT.

Like this…

But to each his own, right?

Hope YOU have a beefy Halloween!!!

Photos courtesy of HalloweenCostumes.com and CostumeCraze.com.

Continuing on with our All Hallow’s Eve theme, here’s a doozy to impress the neighbors.

Philly cheese steak, people.

To really, truly pull this one off, though, you must first master the smirkish face that totally makes or breaks this costume.

Envision yourself as a stand-up comedian working a Bennigan’s bar in the suburbs of Cleveland circa 1986 and you might just come close to this face.

You’ve been a great crowd. Good night!

Photo courtesy of 2ols.com.

Okay.

Halloween is coming up. You wanna be Lady Gaga.

But you don’t want to walk around all night with raw meat on your head.

What’s a gal to do?

Why, make your own felt Lady Gaga meat hat, of course!

Get all the instructions you need here. And PLEASE, PLEASE send me photos! We HAVE to see this in the flesh (so to speak).

C’mon. You know you wanna do it.

Photo courtesy of ALaModeStuffBlog.com.