This, my friends, is steak-flavored beer for dogs.

Yes, you read that right.

Why would someone create such a thing, you ask?

Why does anyone do anything?

In this crazy, mixed-up world we live in, I cannot find an answer.

Coming from a lover of steak in all forms, this is a bit out there for even me.

I think it might be the “beer” part that’s throwing me off.  Dogs like steak, yes. But why does it have to be steak-flavored BEER?

WHY?

Maybe you have an answer for me from your part of the world? Please???

Photo courtesy of StrangePictures.net.

Have you ever felt like this?

I’m usually feeling like the dogs, just paddling furiously trying to get to the steak.

But sometimes I feel like the steak. Just bracing for impact.

Either way, it makes me hungry for steak. Maybe that’s just because it’s a Thursday.

Or a Wednesday. Or Friday. Or Saturday…

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And now, for your daily exposure to literary greatness –

My Love For Steakburgers Knows No Bounds…

Burger, burger on the wall

So sorry the poodle caught my fall.

It’s just too bad I was running late

Cuz then you might still be on my plate.

I’ll scrape you off – good as new

And wash you down with a Mountain Dew.