Can’t think of anything to get for that hard-to-buy-for husband, brother, uncle, father or mailman?

If he loves steak (and I know he does) why not present him with a pair of boxers emblazoned with his favorite cut of meat?

If this doesn’t say “love” and “I know you so well” — I don’t know what does.

Buy it today . . . for smiles that will last a lifetime.

*Note sarcasm*

Have a great weekend, everybody! May it be filled with steak on your pants! (You know, the boxers.)

Photo courtesy of CafePress.com.

This is incredible — and insane.

And weird.

But in a good way.

Weighing in at a whopping 78.5 lbs. is the “World’s Biggest Hamburger” shown here.

Amazing. Delicious. Creepy.

Take a bite!

Read more about this gigantic delight over at KarnMeats.com!

Photos courtesy of KarnMeats.com.

Sometimes holiday classic tunes need a little updating.  And what better way to spend the 12 Days of Christmas than with the ones you love?

The foods you love, that is.

So here it goes . . . cue the carolers!

“The 12 Meats of Christmas”

On the twelfth day of Christmas, KC Steaks shipped to me:

Twelve roasts a-roasting,

Eleven pork chops sizzling,

Ten seasonings seasoning,

Nine strip steaks smoking,

Eight ribs a-braising,

Seven filets mignon-ing,

Six ribeyes marbling,

Five ste-ak-burgers, (pause, pause, pause)

Four T-bones,

Three prime ribs,

Two tenderloin,

And a hickory smoked tur-r-r-r-key!!!

Whew!  I’m tired.  And hungry.

Wanna send your own 12 Meats of Christmas?  Start here!

Photo courtesy of KansasCitySteaks.com.