June 11th, 2012

Yet Another Reason To Love Steak

And THIS is reason #2, 456 why I love steak!


Photo courtesy of Someecards.com.


July 14th, 2011

Dear Steak

I’ve written a letter – a fan letter of sorts – to my beloved steak. I don’t usually write to celebrities. I like to leave them alone and let them live their lives.

But I could not help myself. My emotions are running high here in the summer when steak is all around me. I had to express my feelings, so here goes.

Dear Steak,

I’ve admired you for a long time and I just had to tell you you are da bomb. I’m sure you get lots of letters but really, I am your biggest fan. I think about you night and day. I can’t get you out of my mind.

Your smell, your juiciness, your tenderness. What can I say? I’m in love with you. Is that weird for you to hear?

I know you don’t know me, but I know we could be happy together. Forever.


Dena P.

P.S. My husband knows all about this and is totally on board with it. In fact, he is in love with you, too. He’s just too macho to tell you himself. Maybe when you come through this way again we can take you out, show you the city, get together over a bottle of wine?


Photo courtesy of jenx67.com – that’s her kissing her steak. Maybe I have some competition?

April 15th, 2011

Steak For All

Today I give you this because, well, it’s pretty hilarious.

That pup looks downright regal with his sirloin steak. I almost believe he could even cut it with that knife and fork.

But then I remember he has no opposable thumbs. Bummer.

If you’re not a dog lover, this may just gross you out. If so, just look away. Look away, I say! And think happy thoughts of your own sirloin steak.

Happy weekend, everybody!

Photo courtesy of DroppinLbs.com.