Steak lovers across America, rejoice!

THIS may be coming to a shopping mall near you . . .

At least it was at a mall near me.

It’s a screen-projected image of a steak on the walkway. And when you step on the grill, the flames lick your feet as if you, too, were a T-bone.

It’s madness.

And genius.

All I know is that it made me very hungry and the offerings at the food court were not nearly as appetizing as that sizzling steak on the floor.

Oh, technology! You move me and mystify me at the same time!

Why must you tease me so?

After this trip I came home and devoured the leftover Father’s Day steak that we had in the fridge. Take that, screen steak!

Ever seen something like this???

This, my friends, is steak-flavored beer for dogs.

Yes, you read that right.

Why would someone create such a thing, you ask?

Why does anyone do anything?

In this crazy, mixed-up world we live in, I cannot find an answer.

Coming from a lover of steak in all forms, this is a bit out there for even me.

I think it might be the “beer” part that’s throwing me off.  Dogs like steak, yes. But why does it have to be steak-flavored BEER?

WHY?

Maybe you have an answer for me from your part of the world? Please???

Photo courtesy of StrangePictures.net.

Have you ever felt like this?

I’m usually feeling like the dogs, just paddling furiously trying to get to the steak.

But sometimes I feel like the steak. Just bracing for impact.

Either way, it makes me hungry for steak. Maybe that’s just because it’s a Thursday.

Or a Wednesday. Or Friday. Or Saturday…

Photo courtesy of FreakingNews.com.