They’re not real.

Would you WANT them to be?

I, personally, think it’s amazing when people can meld two passions into one to create something so off-the-wall it’s quite inspiring.

What would one do with these glow-in-the-dark steak replicas?

I guess it really doesn’t matter. Art is a matter of interpretation.

I feel like this artist is saying, “Yeah, I made this. Deal with it.”

So, tell me, what does this piece of “art” say to you?

Photo courtesy of Becky Stern (CC) artofscience.wordpress.com.

Well, old Matty turned 40 yesterday and all is right with the world.

He spent his birthday whoopin’ it up with his buddies, his family and his blue, blue eyes, er, I mean, keen intellect.

So how will he spend today — his first full day at 40? Here’s what he said:

“Spend some more time with my family and friends today, grillin’ steaks and sippin’ beers, celebratin’ more to live for.”

Sounds good to me, Matt. Sounds good to me.

Quote and photo courtesy of People.com.

So, a man and a woman were caught red-handed with a truck full of stolen steaks a couple of weeks ago.

This makes me want to cry.

Those steaks were meant for someone else — and they will never see them!

Times are tough, but stealing someone’s steaks? It’s unthinkable.

If there is ONE THING in this world that should be sacred, it’s someone’s steak. Recession or no recession.

Read here if you want to know more about the misery these two brainiacs inflicted: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2009/11/post_51.html

Let this be a lesson to all would-be steak burglars — HANDS OFF!

Photo courtesy of WhatsCookingAmerica.net.