November 2nd, 2011

What NOT To Do With a Steak

 

Here’s the scenario:  You and your significant other are in the kitchen, enjoying libations, thinking about dinner. Relaxing, right?

Not for THIS couple.  Harsh words were exchanged and they made use of a steak in the most horrendously offensive way possible – a flagrant violation.

It was used as a weapon.

I cannot even bear to think about a beautiful steak being hurled about in order to inflict bodily harm.

Steak is meant for peace, man. Peace.

Read on here for all the gory details – if you can stomach it.

And let this be a lesson to all of us. Steak, when used in the manner it was intended, is one of the world’s most beautiful creations.

Let’s keep it in its place, folks!

Photo courtesy of Getty Images via newsfeed.time.com.


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