Clothes with food on them crack me up.

I’m not sure if it’s the concept of wearing food that makes me giggle or the thought of advertising your taste preferences on your chest.

Either way, it’s just plain funny to me. Case in point . . .

I think what’s funniest to me is trying to come up with a scenario where this attire is acceptable.

PTA meeting? Nah.

Business lunch? Nope.

Playdate with the neighbors? Don’t think so.

Weekly “Comic Book Fans of the U.S.A.  — Southwest Branch” meeting? Bingo.

Find the right audience and steak on a shirt is absolutely appropriate.

Photo courtesy of chefwear.com.

I have dreams about steak and I’ve often wondered whether it’s just me . . . or are there other freaks out there?

I think you know the answer.

Here’s a dream journal from maybedreams.wordpress.com. Perhaps it will enlighten us all . . .

pwny:
in this dream, i’m eating chicken fried steak with Jazz from the transformers. and i am overwhelmed with the fact that this is the single greatest moment in my life up to that point. i was making sandwiches out of the the CFS, mashed potatoes, and biscuits. a common practice on CFS day.

inspiration: i was 7, and it was the night before chicken fried steak day at school… so i might have been biased.

So there you have it! Chicken fried steak and Jazz from the Transformers. A bit frightening. And tasty all at the same time.

Your friend and mine — Jazz

What does it mean?

Who cares? It’s about steak. It doesn’t have to mean anything.

Now, go have a great weekend and dream your own dreams about steak . . . and let me know what they are. That way I won’t have to pay for therapy.

Photo courtesy of wikipedia.org

No?

Well, I think you’re missing out. Check it out . . .

Yes, siree. Our friends at SteakBrands.com have found a way to get our favorite cuts of meat in on the pigskin action.

Freaked out a little? Wait ’til you see the NASCAR brands. And the one that says “Road Kill.”

Nice.

Go here to see all your branding choices for your next cookout.

Photo courtesy of SteakBrands.com