April 17th, 2009

Steak in the Fast Lane

Have you ever tried eating steak in the car?

Probably not.

What about painting steak ON your car?

Check out this photo by ChuckM. You might wish this guy lived in YOUR neighborhood.

Or not.


Yes, that’s an octopus eating a steak. Imaginative. Yet creepy.

But since I’m all about the steak — no matter what form it takes — I give this a thumbs up.

Can you imagine this guy’s conversation with a valet?

“Uh, yeah, it’s the silver one with the octopus eating a steak on it.”

“Pardon me?”

“My car. Octopus. Steak. What don’t you understand?”

“Sir, can I call you a cab? Or dial 911 for you?”

“Beat it. This guy knows what I’m talking about. He’s been eyeing it all night.”

“I’m on it!” says valet #2 as he sprints toward the COOLEST CAR . . . EVER.

##And scene.## 

Photo courtesy of ChuckM on Flickr.

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