December 10th, 2008

The Gift of Meat

So, if you’re reading this, chances are you love steak as much as I do.

I kind of always think people love steak as much as I do. It’s usually a good assumption if I know someone is not a vegetarian.

I’ve given people steak as holiday gifts in the past and it’s always a hit. I KNOW I would love to get beautiful steaks as a gift.

Er hmmm, *hint* . . .

And that got me thinking . . .

Santa works so hard at Christmas time. And we always leave him milk and cookies when he comes to our house.

Don’t you think he’s sick of cookies by now? Might he want some protein for the long night’s work ahead of him?

What if he came to our house and saw THIS waiting for him?

After all, he is an adult. And a little wine might loosen him up a bit. Are there laws against guiding a reindeer-driven sleigh after a glass of vino? I’ll have to look that up.

So *IF* I leave this for him this year, what do you think Christmas 2009 will be like for me?

I do believe I will be at the top of the “Good Girl” list. Don’t you?

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